Kid you not the conversation I had on my lunch date today.
"Well my first wife, she was crazy. I can't believe I had two kids with her. If they didn't look like me, I wouldn't believe it. I don't even remember us having sex twice. Now, my second wife, that's a total different story. She and I, I mean we hit it all the time. I believe we did it more in the first two months then I ever did in the 6 years I was married to my first wife."
I felt like the only thing appropriate to say back was "My favorite color is blue."
CHECK PLEASE.
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