Friday, September 17, 2010

Distance doesn't make the heart grow fonder...

Had a lunch date yesterday with a guy that I thought had potential. This is what happens when you think. "I really like you and I would pursue you, but you live in Orem and Point of the Mountain is as far as I go."
Wow, thanks for letting me know that I'm not worth the 20 minutes.
Check please.

Monday, August 16, 2010

What goes around comes around....

Still no new dates, but thought it was worth noting that I ran into Mr. Denim last week at lunch. And DJ Jalal, the date was so horrible I never even blogged about it, sat next to me at lunch three days ago....don't worry I told him I moved to San Diego two months ago. Woopsy!

Monday, June 28, 2010

Slow Summer Days

Just wanted to update that I took a little break from dating. After some of the crazies I met I needed to press pause. No worries though I have a date this week with my New Jersey Plumber. Good time ahead!
Happy Week to all.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Lite (in the loafers?) Bites

Ever gone to lunch with a new dating prospect and you just start playing 20 questions? Well, those of you who know me know i'm not one to enjoy "quiet" so I ask away.

The other day at my lunch date, I asked this question, "Who is your Hollywood Crush"
I was anticipating an answer of perhaps Angelina Jolie, Catherine Zeta Jones or Beyonce.

No, his answer came quick, with little pause "Paul Walker"

I couldn't get out of there too fast or too furiously. :)

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Bill and Jen's Excellent Adventure

Everything about this date was going all too well, that should have been a tip off. :)
We had a lovely dinner, "Bill" chose a nice restaurant and was a total gentleman the whole evening. I was really starting to like him and guess what, Bill was feeling me too. However, Bill was a little too comfortable with me and the evening took a turn for the worst when he said "Can I tell you something without you judging me?"
I told him "of course" but you and I both know the second someone tells you that whatever is about to come out of their mouth next is going to be something that you WILL judge them on. So I braced myself for what came next, thought of a few scenerios. And decided that as long as it wasn't worse than an extra toe that I'd be ok with it.

Bill: "Well Jen, I really like Ecstasy and I have Rave parties in my basement. We set up the fog machine and glow lights and They are soo fun."

Right. Did I mention that "Bill" is divorced, 37 years old with Two 11 year old twins? Not Excellent! Totally untubular and radical.

Know any guys with extra toe's? Turns out it's not that bad of a thing.......

Monday, April 5, 2010

Bullets and Bowling

You heard me, my date packed heat to go bowling. Should I even say more than that? Vindication did come when he went to throw what was probably going to be yet another strike and he hit his funny bone on his gun: next stop gutter ball city.
I will say that the alley we went to was not the nicest and in a sketchier part of town, but glocks and granny rolls just don't mix.
Because I prefer to not wear a bullet proof vest when hanging with boys I think I'll have to pass. Best of luck "John McClane" in finding a new leading lady to protect.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

(Over) Sharing

Kid you not the conversation I had on my lunch date today.
"Well my first wife, she was crazy. I can't believe I had two kids with her. If they didn't look like me, I wouldn't believe it. I don't even remember us having sex twice. Now, my second wife, that's a total different story. She and I, I mean we hit it all the time. I believe we did it more in the first two months then I ever did in the 6 years I was married to my first wife."

I felt like the only thing appropriate to say back was "My favorite color is blue."