Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Lite (in the loafers?) Bites

Ever gone to lunch with a new dating prospect and you just start playing 20 questions? Well, those of you who know me know i'm not one to enjoy "quiet" so I ask away.

The other day at my lunch date, I asked this question, "Who is your Hollywood Crush"
I was anticipating an answer of perhaps Angelina Jolie, Catherine Zeta Jones or Beyonce.

No, his answer came quick, with little pause "Paul Walker"

I couldn't get out of there too fast or too furiously. :)

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Bill and Jen's Excellent Adventure

Everything about this date was going all too well, that should have been a tip off. :)
We had a lovely dinner, "Bill" chose a nice restaurant and was a total gentleman the whole evening. I was really starting to like him and guess what, Bill was feeling me too. However, Bill was a little too comfortable with me and the evening took a turn for the worst when he said "Can I tell you something without you judging me?"
I told him "of course" but you and I both know the second someone tells you that whatever is about to come out of their mouth next is going to be something that you WILL judge them on. So I braced myself for what came next, thought of a few scenerios. And decided that as long as it wasn't worse than an extra toe that I'd be ok with it.

Bill: "Well Jen, I really like Ecstasy and I have Rave parties in my basement. We set up the fog machine and glow lights and They are soo fun."

Right. Did I mention that "Bill" is divorced, 37 years old with Two 11 year old twins? Not Excellent! Totally untubular and radical.

Know any guys with extra toe's? Turns out it's not that bad of a thing.......