(Over) Sharing

Kid you not the conversation I had on my lunch date today.
"Well my first wife, she was crazy. I can't believe I had two kids with her. If they didn't look like me, I wouldn't believe it. I don't even remember us having sex twice. Now, my second wife, that's a total different story. She and I, I mean we hit it all the time. I believe we did it more in the first two months then I ever did in the 6 years I was married to my first wife."

I felt like the only thing appropriate to say back was "My favorite color is blue."

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It's Just Lunch

You know I always see the advertisements for "It's Just Lunch" everytime I'm on a plane and think to myself "that might be fun, I mean lunch isn't that long"
Just to clear that myth up; when you meet a more than slightly awkward fellow for lunch and all he does is talk to your chest. It can seem very long.
For the record, they don't talk back.
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